Yep I lost my mind on Sunday and headed to the hills of Perry county where Thunderbird Jay was the guide to every hill under gods green earth. Now when I say hill, I am not talking about some 100 meter long hill at 4%. No! try 1 to 1.5 Km at anywhere from 8% to 17% and when a sprinter type like me gets to the top I look like this.
THE LEGEND OF THUNDERBIRD JAY
Many years ago in the town of Santa Claus (There really is a town called Santa Claus) there lived a mule who wished to be a bicycle racer. The Ass was so dumb that he did not know mules couldn't ride bicycles. Then one cold and blustery day in a Feb. not to long ago the mule found a bottle of Thunderbird wine and some mushrooms growing beside an old cow pattie. The mule ate the pattie then drank to wine and snorted the mushrooms. After a few minutes the mule fell down stoned and had weird dreams, when he awoke the next day the mule was a man and he got his wish. He got to ride a bicycle.
They now call the mule Thunderbird Jay and he used to be a Dumb Ass, eat crap and snort shrooms. Now he looks like a man and it makes you wonder which part was better the mule or the man.
Yep that is Thunderbird Jay with the really GOOFY looking arm warmers on.
Next time will will explore the thoughts and Actions of "Jingle" as his dream of being the 1st Professional Cat 5 was busted by the Big Boy in Blue.
--c-ya on the road; when I get the new shipment of stuff from Spain
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