Back in the Saddle

The Stuff: How is the Shoulder?

OD: Well it hurts and my entire shoulder is bruised...Looks like some sort of weird Orange.

TS: Have you heard about the 317 virus that is effecting your new team.

OD: Yea I found the cause of it....After I got my new kit the shorts had a tag on them saying that they had "4 WAY PAD" so if you have a four way pad on your butt that makes you four times the puss.

TS: Rumor has it that not only were you involved with Dr. Fuentes but you were also using the same doctor as Chris Benoit, any truth to that?

OD: Do I have time to make a run for it or are the feds closing in!

TS: Any truth to the fact that The Enmark is leading a double life?

OD: What? Last I heard form him his double life was thinking about riding (A.K.A. like Trent) and wondering if he got up from the love seat to go to the bathroom if it counted as a work out (wonder how many watts the liars box says that turns)

TS: We heard you were doped up for the big Pro-Am Race called RAIN?

OD: Yea I have finished so many cycles of dope I think my testies are the size of peanuts...How much do I get for Winning RAIN that is like the Tour right?

TS: How much is 1+1+1?

OD: Ummmm.......Hold on I better call The Enmark.

(The Emark Says "Holy crap these boys is FAST)