After watching that you wonder who is on more dope the riders or Borat?
I spent some time reading the rules of the hilly hundred and I do not know if I can do this. Apparently there will be 5000 riders there and someone will say go. As we all know anytime you get more than 3 riders together on their bikes it is a race.
So let me break down the rules to ya. You have to have a "Pimpin ain't easy" shirt on flapping in the wind while you ride no faster than 16 on the flats and no faster than 6 on anything above 1% (the exception to the rule is on the descents where the gravity challenged rule and you better fly). and do not forget the most important thing you must have either a Kazoo or a Harmonica so you can sing tune to "The Enmark".
Why you ask because "The Enmark" likes to be serenaded by dudes on gay rides so he can fantasize about Borat.
I Know Dope
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