Phucnoid part Duex

Well the Phucnoid struck yet again and we are not racing his silly race yet again even after he put a cold/rain date on the calendar. then he say that he does not want to conflict with any other race yet he moves his stupid race to the same date as another within a 130 miles of his.....what at Phucnoid! With the latest stupidity from the dork I plan on only racing about 2 of his races this year. I will hit him where it hurts him the most in the pocket book!

With the postponement of yet another race by the Phucnoid we can not give Professor O his due for a good Ole home town ass kicking. Yet we have the next best thing the Professor's old training buddy The Enmark has been named the Director Sportif of the new Bagdadhi Cycling Team. After spending and exhaustive amount of time interviewing The Enmark we have determined how the team is going to run. The team is going to be captained by Ali (see photo) and there is a never ending supply of riders who want to whip the "Westerners Ass" and unleash the Jihad of cycling. They will be a clean team and none will be taking the dope. I was told that the use of IED's would solve that problem as they would just blow up all the non-Muslims. The Enmark is still working on two problems; how to find helmets that will fit over the turbans and how to get the guys to quit stopping in the middle of the race and praying to mecca. The Enmark also told this reporter of the truth; that he still had to take the stuff because it was hard work sprinting from ambush to ambush. Here at "On The Stuff" we wish The Enmark good luck and here is hoping you do not get your ass shot off.

C-Ya on the road