10 questions

After a win in their home tour the Ali Babba. We got to sit down with the Director of the Bagdaddi Cycling team "The Enmark" and ask him some questions.



1.) Why are you in that get up? Are you Gay?

TE...I am in hiding from the Kurds who we beat in the Ali Babba and I am only Tri-curious.



2.) Um.....O.K. How Big was the win for Ali at the Ali Babba?

TE....The win was huge, we won by having the best road side bombs and IED's and pretty much wiping out the competition.



3.) So that explains why only 3 other guys finished besides Ali. Where are you guys headed to race next?

TE.....To the U.S. the home of the great Satan we are going to bring the Jihad to the infidel.



4.) So what will be your 1st race?

TE....The Eagle Creek Crit where I will not have to wear this dang disguise.



5.) Watch out chief with the strong words there. Will you have something for the powerhouse team like Roadhouse and Nuvo\Bap?

TE....When the Jihad rolls nothing can stand in the way of the sand.



6.) I think you have been in the sun to much. Is the any truth to the rumor that you guys are going to pick up the Jingle once he converts to Islam?

TE....Only if he becomes a radical and wants to bomb the other racers.



7.) Well he has been killing most everyone he has been racing against. So what will be the big race of the year for your team before it goes back to Iraq?

TE.....The Edgar Soto where we will whip the Westerners butts all over the place.



8.) How are you riders going to handle being on paved roads?

TE....They will be full of holes as soon as we blow up some of them.



9.) On a personal note how is your family taken you being in Iraq?

TE......They have been great and the keep saying that I could just stay there and and I do not have to come back...Go Figure.



10.) Dude I do not think that disguise will work in Iraq.
TE.....Have not been shot yet.

Check out the next post as we explore how much BS the Tit can lay out after he sits on the back the whole ride.

C-Ya on the road
Bark