Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Every One is a Doper and stop sign attacks.


(Flash Back) 1994 the Doper says "Those guys are on the stuff." Everyone else says You full O'Crap Doper" (Now) Doper says "I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!"


After this years tour is over and they catch all of the doper's and they get fired and we have to here about how they were in Mexico grinding up the black Donkey Dick..............I think that Horner might move up into the top 10. On the home front The Enmark was sporting new socks today they said "Doper(s) Suck" I think he might be calling me names again.


Really how STUPID do you have to be as a Pro-Tour rider to do the dope this year when you know that the crack down is in high gear. Next year I am pretty sure that The Enmark and I can win some Pro-Tour races as there will be no pro's left in the peleton, because they are all stupid.


On the home front I got to see first hand one rider piss off and entire group of about 25 riders as he leveled a stop sign attack out. Out of the ten or so riders I talked with they all pretty much said piss on him. 1) It is a training ride. 2.) on top of training it is a club ride. 3.)Maybe you should join the stupid Pro-Tour riders.


Well catch you soon this weekend the Professional Cat 3 tour rolls into Bloomington and Zionsville.

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