Boobs and Beer

It is really funny (i.e. stupid) what two guys will discuss on long drives to races. This weekend I headed out to Indy to do the baby masters race with John Bennett. Yea there was racing, but who cares when there is the subject of boobs and beer. We hatched this idea of how to get crowds at the velodrome. 1) enclose the velodrome. 2) have Boobs and Beer night. 3) have a corner where you can get big ass cigars.

that is about all it would take, you open during the winter months have lots of Beer or a distillery in the infield with 32 oz beers for $1 a small cover to get in with lots of T.V.s with about 1/2 on the action on the track and the other half on.....well...Boobs! then for some really mindless entertainment you have....Big...Boob girls on tri-cycles do a couple of laps.

Now you say that is a stupid idea..I say look at Hooters, the food sucks the place smells like crap yet every night it is packed with people, It must be the Boobs and Beer. You must have both or it will not work. Look at that news show where they took Boobs and tried to make her into a Anchor woman. It did not work because they did not have the Beer.

So now you have the male half of the public at the Velodrome and they are spending the money on the beer and looking at the boobs and the women are there because the guys are there. The racers will come because there is racing and you have Lots of money to put into the prize lists and if you are doing this during the winter you are the only game into town and you are now a frigging' genius.

Remember ya heard it here 1st, I say lets go to the velodrome how can you go wrongs bike racing ,Boobs and Beer with Big Ass Cigars. what more could a red blooded cougar killer want?

--matt